S.O.S

So Tyson and myself just came home from a lovely dinner date with Amy and Dane. All was well, they dropped us home but there was a creepy dude loitering at the top of our stairs as if he was waiting for someone. He was wearing all black and looked seedy as fuck. We were scared so Amy and Dane accompanied us downstairs to our apartment. As we were walking down the stairs Amy made a comment about how lame our stairs are in the rain and the dude just pipes up with, “Be careful!” in this sing-song voice. Pretty sure he was a rapist. Anyway, now I’m really scared and hope he’s gone.