S.O.S

So Tyson and myself just came home from a lovely dinner date with Amy and Dane. All was well, they dropped us home but there was a creepy dude loitering at the top of our stairs as if he was waiting for someone. He was wearing all black and looked seedy as fuck. We were scared so Amy and Dane accompanied us downstairs to our apartment. As we were walking down the stairs Amy made a comment about how lame our stairs are in the rain and the dude just pipes up with, “Be careful!” in this sing-song voice. Pretty sure he was a rapist. Anyway, now I’m really scared and hope he’s gone.

Dye Day.

Hi Internet, I’m finally getting my horrendous regrowth fixed tomorrow. My question is, do I keep my hair pink or go lilac?

Mirrors.

Sometimes when I catch myself staring at my own reflection in a public place I wonder how many people have done the same thing in that same spot. I wonder if they liked what they saw, or if they were drunk, or if they thought they were fat or even if they saw someone else’s reflection and smiled.

Anonymous asked: does jess hav a blag?? :')

You wish she did. But seriously, nah.

Anonymous asked: tell jess incest is wincest

She lurks my blog daily so she will see this. Thank you, kind anon.

I’ve been rolling around in my bed for about two hours now just wishing I could get to sleep but I’m so darn restless. This is so frustrating. One of those nights where every bad decision I’ve ever made and everything I miss decide to congregate in my head. Excellent.